Merlin:Current events

YOU ARE a ugly unwanted bucket of sludge who is obsessed with the unwanted festering sputum bag from hell and the teletubbie rubbing pantaloon you try to bite the mailman, you c.u.m guzzling sick minded prick who cooks for the filthy freak and the decomposing penguin groper thy fawning ill-nurtured lout hath a idle-headed maggot-pie If not for your daddy, you would be a racist cursed horny toad who eats the earwax of the brain dead snotbox and the crap eating horny toad and you lift your leg on trees, you evil naked weasel who slobbers on the wrinkly snob and the anatomically incorrect disfunctional buffoon so quit being so stupid, you cat litter munching abysmal lunatic who slobbers on the cat harassing rectum and the anatomically incorrect lunatic.

You big vagina!

Your mums crack tastes like MINCE and

Fuck your mouth. Your girlfriend is ugly.

If my dog is as ugly as you are, i would shave his ass and make him walk backwards.

You are just cum you mom should of swallowed.

You are just a dog that jumped the fence and ran away.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Are your parents siblings?

Hey are you lost? Which way did you come in?

Does she have an appetite? She looks like she has an appetite.

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It`ll only take 10 seconds.

I`d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

You fail at life

and

Please press the reset button on your life

You should see the expressions on their faces, priceless. __________________

GAME OVER MOTHERFUCKER! >:(

Faggots