Talk:The Diamond of the Day/@comment-41.196.154.137-20130101171814

My new murder fantasy:

Oh hello writers! Welcome to my killmas party! Would you like a drink? Heres some bleach, drink it on one gulp  If you need to use the bathroom go ahead, i just woke the vipers! Be sure to poke them first. You can smoke in that room, it's extra flammable! But the door should stay locked when youre inside. Oh you look tired, why don't you lie down? The spikes on the sofa have just been sharpened. Before you go, heres a pillow. I fought through a whole Japanese army to get the knives sown in just for you  goodbye now! Make sure you have a swim in the lake sometime! I hear the white sharks can eat you in one gulp! I envy it, i only have pirhanas, make sure you visit back to swim in it sometime! Bye! (reality) Ah thats better :)