Transcript:Valiant



KILGHRARRAH ''In a land of myth and a time of magic, the destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young boy. His name: Merlin.''

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[00:12, DEVLIN'S STORE]

UTHER

My honourable guests, I give you Prince Arthur, your champion.

[The court applauds and Arthur offers Morgana his arm.]

ARTHUR

My Lady.

[Morgana curtsies.]

MORGANA

My champion.

MERLIN

See, I told you he gets all the girls and the glory.

GAIUS

And he owes it all to you.

MORGANA

Has your father apologised yet for not believing you?

ARTHUR

He'll never apologise. I hope, uh, you're not disappointed Valiant's not escorting you.

MORGANA

Turns out he wasn't really champion material.

ARTHUR

That was some tournament final.

MORGANA

Tell me about it. It's not every day a girl gets to save her prince.

ARTHUR

Uh, I wouldn't say I needed exactly saving. I'm sure I would've thought of something.

MORGANA

So you're too proud to admit you were saved by a girl.

ARTHUR

Because I wasn't.

MORGANA

You know what? I wish Valiant was escorting me.

ARTHUR

Me too. Then I wouldn't have to listen to you.

MORGANA

Fine!

ARTHUR

Fine.

''[Morgana storms off to talk to Guinevere. Arthur turns to Merlin.]''

ARTHUR

Can you believe Morgana? She says she saved me. Like I needed any help. I wanted to say I made a mistake. It was unfair to sack you.

MERLIN

No, don't worry about it. Buy me a drink and call it even.

ARTHUR

Uh, I can't be seen to be buying drinks for my servant.

MERLIN

Your servant? You sacked me.

ARTHUR

Now I'm rehiring you.

MERLIN

[snorts]

ARTHUR

My chambers are a complete mess. My clothes need washing. My, uh, armour needs repairing. My boots need cleaning. My dogs need exercising. My fireplace needs sweeping. My bed needs changing. And someone needs to muck out my stables.

Le Chevalier Valiant/Transcription