Transcript:Beauty and the Beast: Part One

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[Jonas with troll in mountain cave, Jonas brewing magical potion] Jonas: *spell* Mistress. Troll: Is it done? Jonas: Yes, Mistress, the potion is prepared. Troll: Then Camelot and all its riches will soon be mine. [troll drinks potion, Jonas takes the bottle from her human hand they ride through the woods and stop on a hill] Jonas: Camelot [troll sweeps hood back to reveal a beautiful noblewoman] -- [Gaius and Merlin walking through the Lower Town, Merlin laden with pots] Gaius: Keep up, Merlin. We've got a busy day ahead. Merlin: It's a busy day every day. You and Arthur, you work me to the bone. Gaius: Do stop moaning. At least the work's interesting. Merlin: Gaius, we're collecting pots. We do the same thing each and every Thursday at exactly the same time and nothing interesting ever happens. [Jonas grabs Merlin's arm] Jonas: Please, we seek Uther Pendragon. Where can he be found? Merlin: I... [Jonas presses a seal into Merlin's hand] Jonas: We have urgent business with the King. Gaius: I'm sorry, any business you have with the King will have to be pursued through the usual channels. [Gaius looks at the seal] Gaius: But this is the seal of the House of Tregor. Where did you get this? Jonas: It does not belong to me. [Jonas turns to the troll, who pulls back her hood] Catrina: It belongs to me. [Gaius bows] Gaius: My Lady. [Merlin stares transfixed by Catrina. Gaius continues to bow] Gaius (whisper): Merlin! [Merlin bows] -- [Council Chamber of Doom] Uther: Lady Catrina, is it really you? Catrina: I can hardly believe it myself. Uther: We had tidings from the north that the House of Tregor had fallen to invaders. Catrina: All that you heard was true, My Lord, and worse. Uther: Your father, the King? Catrina: Gone, Sire. The enemy attacked without warning. We were outnumbered five to one. He could not endure. I would never have survived had it not been for my faithful servant Jonas. But we did survive, and we have made it this far... *swoons* [Uther catches her] Catrina: Forgive me, My Lord. I fear my trials have taken a toll. Uther: Your sufferings are beyond imagining, My Lady. It would be an honour to help you in any way we can. Catrina: A bed for the night would be most welcome. Uther: And consider yourselves our esteemed guests. It's the least we can do. Catrina: Thank you. -- [Gaius and Merlin walking down the Upper Corridor] Merlin: She's very brave. Gaius: Yes. Merlin: It's just terrible what she's been through. Gaius: Terrible, indeed. Merlin: What's wrong? Gaius: Nothing. Arthur: Merlin! Job for you. Merlin: Work, work, work. -- [Merlin shows Catrina and Jonas her guest quarters] Merlin: I'm sorry it's not quite what you're used to. Catrina: Forgive me, but I didn't get your name. Merlin: Merlin. Catrina: Well, Merlin, considering we spend last night in a cave, this will do very nicely. Thank you. Merlin: Well, if you need anything, just ask. My master's chambers are only upstairs. Jonas: My mistress and I could not be more grateful for the kindness you've shown us. Merlin: You're welcome. [Merlin leaves] Troll (Catrina): Well I can't sleep here. This whole place stinks of cleanliness. Jonas: Do not worry, Mistress. I will find you somewhere more suitable. [Troll (Catrina) breathes on fruit to rot it in seconds] -- [Pendragons and Catrina at dinner in the Council Chamber of Doom] Catrina: Well, this is wonderful. Thank you. Uther: It's an honour. The Houses of Tregor and Pendragon have been allies for as...well, as long as anyone can remember. Catrina: My father often spoke of you, My Lord. Uther: And I will remember him always. Arthur: I'm sorry I didn't get the chance to meet him. Catrina: I'm sorry too. For the House of Tregor is no more. Uther: Well, no, Catrina, it lives on in you. Catrina: I only wish that were true. Uther: It is, My Lady. Your courage, your modesty. And you are as you always were, ever since you were a child. Catrina: Ah, I fear I am much changed since then, My Lord. Uther: Oh, yes, it's true. You are far more beautiful now. Arthur: *fake yawn* I'm sorry, hard day's training. If you'll excuse me. Catrina: Of course. Uther: Arthur. Morgana: I should retire myself. [Morgana and Arthur leave] Uther: Morgana. Can I get you anything else? You've hardly touched your food. Catrina: I'm sorry, I find I have little appetite ever since that day. Uther: I wish I'd been there for you. Catrina: Oh, but you're helping me now. Your kindness, your companionship. I must also bid you goodnight, My Lord. It's been a long day. Uther: Of course. Goodnight, My Lady. -- [Gaius making potion in Physician's Chambers] Merlin: There's something really different about the Lady Catrina. Gaius: Oh? Merlin: Most of Uther's guests just treat me like I'm dirt in their shoes, but she was really nice, even after all she's been through. Gaius: Yes. She always was very gracious. Merlin: You've met her before? Gaius: Oh, it was many years ago. I doubt that she would remember. Now, Merlin, I've got a job for you. Merlin: Does it ever end? Gaius: Give this to the Lady Catrina with my compliments. Merlin: What is it? Gaius: She'll know what it is. Merlin: But what is it? Okay, okay. -- [Lady Catrina enters her guest room and slumps into troll hunch] Troll (Catrina): What's that? [sits down by tray full of fruit] Jonas: Compliments of the King. Troll (Catrina): Revolting. [rot-breathes on fruit] Troll (Catrina): Uther's so stupid. So blinded by pretty things. Already he falls for me. I can see it in his eyes. It's only a matter of time before he is completely under my control. Jonas: Excellent. [Merlin knocks on door and enters and Troll (Catrina) wipes her face of rotten fruit] Catrina: Jonas, you must take these back to the kitchens, it's, er, it's perfectly rotten. Merlin: I-I'm sorry. I did not mean to intrude. Catrina: That's, er, that's quite alright. At least I wasn't undressing. Merlin: Er, the court physician asked me to give you this. Jonas: What is it? Merlin: Er, Gaius prepared it for you. Catrina!Troll: I am terribly sorry, there must be some mistake. I requested no medicine. Merlin: Oh. Oh. Are you sure? Catrina!Troll: Quite sure, thank you. I am in perfect health. -- [Merlin slams the bottle on the table in front of Gaius in the Physician's Chambers] Merlin: She didn't ask for it. She didn't need it. She didn't even want it. Gaius: Interesting. Merlin: If you say so. Gaius: When I treated her as a child, it was for an incurable disease. Catrina had a rare bone disorder affecting her joints. She often had difficulty walking, especially after a long ride. My tonic was the only thing that brought her relief. Merlin: She walks as well as you or I. Gaius: So I noticed. Merlin: So...the tonic was some kind of test? Gaius: Indeed. And I'm starting to wonder if the Lady Catrina is really the Lady Catrina at all. -- [in the Square, Uther and Catrina prepare for a ride] Catrina: What a charming idea this is, Uther. Uther: Yes. A ride before breakfast always gives me a healthy appetite. I've had the kitchens prepare something special. Catrina: Oh, how sweet of you. -- [Merlin watches Catrina and Uther leave, then enters Catrina's guest room cautiously to snoop around] Jonas: Can I help you? Merlin: No. Er, I, I, I was, I was just changing the sheets. Jonas: Please, go ahead. Don't let me get in your way. Merlin: All done. Thank you. Jonas: Merlin. Aren't you forgetting something? [Jonas turns around and Merlin catches a glimpse of a green forked tail. Jonas holds out the laundry basket] -- [Merlin enters Physician's Chambers] Gaius: What did you find? Merlin: Something wasn't right in there. There was this strange smell, and I could've sworn the Lady Catrina's bed hadn't been slept in. And there was something else. Gaius: Oh? Merlin: Jonas. As I was leaving, I thought I saw something...this is gonna sound mad, but it looked like Jonas had a tail. Gaius: A tail? You sure? Merlin: Well, I mean, I only glimpsed it for a moment. I-I mean, I could be wrong... Gaius: No, no, I believe you. Merlin, we must keep an eye on her. A very close eye. -- [Uther and Catrina having a riverside picnic] Catrina: How wonderful it is to sit here with you, Uther. It is a terrible thing to find oneself alone in the world, suddenly, cruelly alone. Uther: When Ygraine died, I feared I'd never recover. [Catrina tosses her food into the river] Uther: But then as time passed, I've become used to being alone. Catrina: But you have Morgana and Arthur. Surely they are a comfort to you? Uther: They are. Of course they are, both of them. Catrina: It must be hard to be king and father both. To shoulder all that responsibility all by yourself. But I feel sure, My Lord, that you and I shall not remain alone forever. We will find love anew. A kindred spirit to share the burden of this life. Uther: I believe we will. -- [Uther helps Catrina down from her horse in the Square and they giggle. Arthur and Merlin look on while grooming a horse] Arthur: Honestly. Look at them. Uther: Are you alright? Merlin: Don't you think it's odd how quickly they've become close? Arthur: There's nothing odd about that. My father's a wealthy and powerful man. -- [Council Chamber of Doom] Gaius: Good evening, Sire. Uther: A very good evening to you, Gaius. Gaius: You seem in very high spirits. Uther: I am, I am. Gaius: The Lady Catrina, she has struck a chord with you. Uther: Catrina is a remarkable woman. Gaius: That she is, Sire. You may remember I treated her as a child. Such courage in the face of her condition. Uther: Condition? What are you talking about? Gaius: Oh, I thought you knew, Sire. I diagnosed Catrina with an incurable bone disease. Uther: Well, evidently you were wrong. There's nothing the matter with her now. Gaius: It has been a miraculous recovery, I must say. Uther: I'm sorry, Gaius. What are you suggesting? Gaius: Oh, I'm not suggesting anything, Sire. It's just a little strange, that's all. Uther: The only thing I see as strange is that you won't admit that you were wrong. Gaius: Sire, this is not about me. It's about the Lady Catrina. Uther: The Lady Catrina is our honoured guest, and you will show her the respect that she deserves. -- [Catrina and Uther relaxed on some pillows, sipping wine by firelight] Catrina: Is there something on your mind, My Lord? Uther: No, it's nothing. Catrina: Speak, My Lord. Uther: Is it true that, as a child, you suffered from an interminable illness? Catrina: Who told you that? Uther: Gaius, the court physician. He said he treated you for it. Catrina: Yes, My Lord. What he says is true. But, as you see, I suffer no more. Uther: And for that you must be eternally grateful. After all, Gaius thought your condition was incurable, did he not? Catrina: Well, fortunately for us, physicians are often mistaken. Even your famous Gaius. Uther: It is unusual, though, for such a serious illness to cure itself. Almost a miracle. Catrina: I can neither deny it, nor explain it, but miracles do happen. After all, is it not a miracle that we should have found each other again after all this time? And my good fortune continues. For you are a remarkable man, Uther Pendragon. You are brave, but compassionate. You are powerful, but modest. And most of all, you are very, very handsome. [she tries to kiss him] Uther: I'm sorry. Catrina: No, no, no, My Lord. It is I who must apologise. Uther: It's a long time since Ygraine...since anyone... Catrina: I-I understand completely. There's no hurry. We have all the time in the world. Uther: And the time will come, I assure you. [Catrina exits the castle, Merlin follows briefly] -- [Arthur's asleep in his chambers. Merlin takes the mirror from his bedside and floats it out the window to see Catrina!Troll] Merlin: Scéawere, folge min bebod. Arthur: Merlin. [Merlin spins around and mirror crashes] Arthur: I have no doubt, Merlin, that you have prepared a very good explanation for this. Merlin: Yes. No. Er... Arthur: Apparently I'm wrong. [Arthur shoves Merlin out of the way and looks out the window, seeing broken mirror] Arthur: Please tell me you weren't spying on Lady Catrina. Merlin: It's not what it seems. Arthur: Yes, Merlin. It's exactly what it seems. You have led a sheltered life, you have no social skills whatsoever, and Catrina is, I admit, an attractive woman. I understand completely. And if I ever find you doing it again, I'll feed you to the dogs. Do I make myself clear? Merlin: Yes, absolutely, Sire. -- [Merlin follows troll to tunnels under the castle. Jonas sees him] Gaius: What you saw is seldom seen, Merlin. Trolls despise all other living things, especially humans. They prefer to lurk in the darkness of their nests, feasting on rotten filth. Merlin: And Jonas? Is he a troll too? Gaius: Who can tell what manner of creature he is. Merlin: It makes no sense. If trolls like to lurk in their caves so much, what's this one doing in Camelot? Gaius: Trolls are greedy. Lady Catrina's like the rest of her kind; she lusts after wealth and power. Merlin: Uther's wealth and power. Gaius: We've reached the point of no return. Uther has to be told. Merlin: You're going to tell Uther that his lady friend's a troll? Gaius: That's exactly what I'm going to do. Merlin: Good luck. Gaius: Thank you, Merlin. -- [Uther watching Catrina from the Upper Corridor windows] Gaius: My Lord. Uther: Yes, Gaius? Gaius: I have served you for many years now. I like to think that, in my humble capacity, I've advised you to the best of my ability, and that my advice has proven to of value to you. Uther: Yes, this is true. Gaius: And so I must advise you that the Lady Catrina is not all that she seems to be. Uther: Well then tell me, Gaius, who is she? Gaius: I believe her to be...she is...she's... Uther: Oh, come on. Out with it. Gaius: She is a troll, Sire. Uther: Excuse me? Gaius: Some trolls have the power to take any shape they please. This one has taken a shape that pleases you. You are besotted, My Lord. The creature has you in its power. Uther: Gaius, this is a little ludicrous. Gaius: Please, Sire, her entire family is wiped out, but she alone escapes? She has an incurable disease, but makes a miraculous recovery? Uther: And that is nothing but idle gossip. Gaius: And is it gossip she does not eat her food? Of course she doesn't. She feasts off rotten fruit like any other troll. Uther: Enough. This attack is unwarranted and malicious. Gaius: Sire, her servant is not human. He has a tail. Uther: I said enough! Gaius: Sire, please, I just advise you not to do anything rash. Uther: And I advise you to hold your tongue, physician, or I will indeed do something rash. -- [Jonas waiting for Catrina in her guest room] Jonas: Did you sleep well last night, Mistress? Catrina!Troll: Very well, thank you. Jonas: We have a problem. Last night you were followed. Catrina!Troll: Who? Jonas: The boy, Merlin. Catrina!Troll: Merlin. Jonas: Shall I dispose of him, Mistress? Catrina!Troll: No, no, no. That may arouse suspicion. No. But it is time that Uther bent to my wishes. Jonas: And if he does not? Catrina!Troll: Well, he'll have no choice. There's more than one way to enchant a man. -- [Gaius enters Physician's Chambers] Gaius: Please don't say anything, Merlin. Merlin: I wasn't going to say anything. Gaius: You were going to say, "I told you so." Merlin: OK. I was. But I...I'm not going to now. Gaius: Uther didn't take to it well. Merlin: Augh, you see? I told you...Sorry. Gaius: But I know him, Merlin. He's a proud man, but he's not stupid. He will reflect on what I said, I'm sure he will. Merlin: Let's hope you're right. -- [Catrina's guest quarters] Catrina!Troll: Ic nemne þá grædige, yfele, formolsnung. mé getryme. Nu meaht þú begalan. Nu meaht þú begalan.

[Catrina!Troll enchants a necklace with her blood] Catrina!Troll: Dinner time. *cackle* -- [Uther and Catrina at dinner in the Council Chamber of Doom] Catrina: Isn't this perfect? You and me together. A toast. A toast to us. Uther: I'm not sure everyone sees it that way. Catrina: Well, there will always be those who resist change. That's to be expected. Uther: We must be mindful of public opinion. Catrina: What are you trying to say, My Lord? Uther: Perhaps if you were to visit your cousins for a while to show people that we're not rushing into anything. Catrina: You would let yourself be bullied by some petty minded fools? But of course, of course, My Lord. If that is what you wish, then that is what I shall do. Uther: It is as you said, we have all the time in the world. Catrina: Before I go, My Lord, there's something I want to give you. It belonged to my father, and his father before him. Uther: Catrina, I couldn't possibly... Catrina: No, no, no, My Lord. I want you to have it. Perhaps when you look at it, it will remind you of me. [she puts the enchanted necklace on him] Catrina: And of the times that we have spent together. Uther: I shall wear it always. Catrina: That is as well, My Lord. For while others doubt me, you must not. You cannot doubt me. For am I not beautiful, My Lord? Uther: You are beautiful. Catrina: Am I not your heart's desire? Uther: You are my heart's desire. Catrina: Then seal it, My Lord. Seal it with a kiss. Uther: Yes. A kiss. -- [Troll eating in rotten heap under the castle] Jonas: Good morning, Mistress. Troll: It is, indeed, Jonas. Jonas: The King was receptive to your advances. Troll: How could he resist such beauty? Jonas: The enchantment proved affective, then? Troll: Ah, he is but a puppet in my hand! *cackle* -- [Gaius approaches Uther in the Council Chamber of Doom] Gaius: You called for me, Sire? Uther: Ah, Gaius. You'll be delighted to hear that none of the worries you brought to my attention have any truth to them whatsoever. Gaius: Sire? Uther: I hope over time you will come to see Lady Catrina as she really is. Gaius: Over time? Uther: I have asked Catrina to extend her stay indefinitely. Gaius: But... Uther: I consider the matter closed, and I hope you show me the courtesy of doing the same. -- [Physician's Chambers] Gaius: It's no good, Merlin. I can tell him she's a troll until I'm blue in the face, he simply won't listen. He sees a charming, beautiful woman. Merlin: Yeah, with a body like a tree trunk. Gaius: But we only know that because you saw her in the troll form. Merlin: So, what do we do? Gaius: We must open Uther's eyes, show her for what she really is. Merlin: Using magic? Gaius: It's the only way to reveal her true form. Merlin: But she never leaves his side. Gaius: I know. Merlin: You want me to use magic in front of the King? Gaius: Yes, Merlin, I do. Merlin: I-I'd never get away with it. Gaius: I'm sorry, Merlin. I know how dangerous this is, but we cannot allow it to gain any further control over the King. Who knows what the consequences might be? Merlin: Just one problem. I know nothing about troll magic. Gaius: Then we have work to do. -- [Catrina and Uther overlooking the city from the battlements] Catrina: A beautiful day. Uther: The first of many, I hope. Catrina: How fine it must be to have all of this at your command. Uther: It can be a burden sometimes. Catrina: Well, let me share your burden, My Lord. Together we could achieve so much. Uther: You know there's nothing I'd love more. Catrina: Oh, and My Lord... Uther: Hmm? Catrina: Would it not be a good idea send a message to those who doubt us? To show all of Camelot the strength of our love, our commitment? Uther: Yes. What did you have in mind? Catrina: Well, I was thinking of something traditional. Something permanent. -- [Gaius sleeping on books in Physician's Chambers, Merlin reading one] Merlin: Here. The spell of revelation. By which the true nature of the thing may be revealed. Gaius: But this applies only to objects, things, not to living creatures. Merlin: I know. The principle's the same, isn't it? I have to try it. What other choice do we have? Gaius: Very well. But Merlin, choose your moment carefully. Trolls are vicious creatures. [knocking] Gaius: Come in. Guard: The King requests your presence in the council chambers. -- [Uther enters the Council Chamber of Doom with Catrina on his arm] Uther: Thank you all for coming. You are, no doubt, wondering why I have gathered you here today. Though we live in dark times, today I bring you light, and love. It gives me greatest pleasure to inform you that the Houses of Tregor and Pendragon are to be united in the closest bond of all. I am to marry Lady Catrina of Tregor. I am to marry Lady Catrina tomorrow. This union heralds a new dawn for the kingdom, a new beginning... Merlin (whisper): Hierste þæt íecen sóna. Uther: ...and a new queen for all here in Camelot. Merlin (whisper): Hierste þæt íecen sóna. Uther: I could not hope to have made a better match. Merlin (whisper): Hierste þæt íecen sóna. Uther: I hope you will all share in our joy. [applause] Uther: Thank you. -- [Jonas and Catrina!Troll enter her guest quarters] Catrina!Troll: What happened? Jonas: I'm sorry, Mistress. I was not prepared. Catrina!Troll: Quickly, my potion. Jonas: It was the boy, Merlin. It seems he has magic. Catrina!Troll: Do not concern yourself. I resisted him easily enough. Jonas: But there's no telling what he'll do next! He could ruin everything! Catrina!Troll: That cannot be allowed to happen! Jonas: What would you have me do, Mistress? Catrina!Troll: I think it's time we set a trap. -- [Merlin and Gaius enter Physician's Chambers] Merlin: I'm sorry. I tried. I gave it everything I had. Gaius: It's not your fault, Merlin. You did your best. Merlin: The spell of revelation is powerful magic. And she could feel it, I could see she could feel it. Gaius: Her magic must be strong, indeed, to be able to resist you. Where are you going? Merlin: To see Arthur! He's our only hope! Gaius: Merlin! -- [Merlin approaches Arthur hesitantly in Arthur's Chambers] Arthur: Yes? Merlin: Arthur. I'm going to tell you something. It's not going to be easy. Arthur: Right. Merlin: It concerns the Lady Catrina. Arthur: You're not using my chambers to spy on her again. Merlin: Oh, no. Trust me, I saw everything I needed to see. Arthur: I'm sure you did. Merlin: Arthur. She's a troll. Arthur: *lol* She's not that bad. Merlin: I'm serious. She is. She's an actual troll. Arthur: Merlin, I know what you're trying to do, and I appreciate it. You're a true friend. But it's not about whether I like her or not, it's about what makes my father happy. And when they announced the wedding today, I realised that Lady Catrina does just that. She makes him happy. Merlin: Well, he won't be so damn happy when he discovers his wife's a fruit munching monster. Arthur: That's enough, Merlin. Merlin: But... Arthur: She's the future queen of Camelot whether you like it or not. So you better get used to it. -- [Merlin hears fake weeping in the Upper Corridor] Merlin: Hello? Jonas: Master Merlin. I'm sorry. Merlin: What's wrong with you? Jonas: I'm a slave. A prisoner. Merlin: What are you talking about? Jonas: My mistress, she's not as she seems. But you know as much. Merlin: Go on, I'm listening. Jonas: She is a cruel, wicked creature. She keeps me in chains. She hurts me. Her magic, I-I can't escape it. She twists my mind as she is twisting the mind of your King. Merlin: Why are you telling me this? Jonas: I can help you. Merlin: How? Jonas: Below the castle, where she sleeps, she keeps her potions there. Every night she must take these potions, it is the magic that transforms her from beast to beauty. If you were to take these from her, she must remain as a beast, and then your King would not be so keen, I think. Merlin: Tell me, Jonas, why should I believe any of this? Jonas: You must do as you think fit, Master Merlin, but if my mistress is not stopped, by morning she will be queen. -- [Merlin goes to Troll's nest] Troll: You won't find anything in there. You may possess some magic, wretch, but you are no match for me. [she collapses tunnel entrance, blocking him in] -- [Gaius looks for Merlin's in his chamber] Gaius: Merlin? -- [Merlin stuck under Camelot, trying to unblock tunnel entrance ] Merlin: Ic ábíetee pæt stánhol. (repeats) -- [Catrina!Troll prepares for wedding in her guest chambers] Catrina!Troll: Jonas, have I ever looked more revolting? Jonas: No, Mistress. Catrina!Troll: Oh, Jonas. You always say the right thing. -- Merlin: Ic ábíetee pæt stánhol! -- [Arthur and Uther enter the Throne Room] -- Merlin: Ic ábíetee pæt stánhol. -- [Catrina enters Throne Room] Merlin: Ic ábíetee pæt stánhol! [unblocks the entrance] -- [Geoffrey of Monmouth proceeds over the wedding ceremony] Geoffrey: My lords, ladies, and gentlemen of Camelot, we are gathered here today to celebrate, by the ancient right of handfasting, the union of Uther Pendragon and Lady Catrina of Tregor. [Merlin rushing through the Courtyard Corridor] Geoffrey: Is it your wish, Uther, to become one with this woman? Uther: It is. Geoffrey: Is it your wish, Catrina, to become one with this man? Catrina: It is. Geoffrey: Do any say nay? -- [Merlin dashes through the Red Ribbon Chamber to reach the throne room, but Jonas steps in his way] Jonas: Master Merlin, can I help you? Are you lost? Merlin: Step aside, Jonas. Jonas: The King's wedding is by invitation only. Merlin: I said, get out of my way! Jonas: So sorry, but I regret to say, that you are not invited. -- Geoffrey: With this garland, I do tie a knot, and by doing so, bind your hands and your hearts for all eternity. -- Jonas: Leave my mistress alone! -- Uther: I, Uther Pendragon, King of Camelot, I shall not seek to change thee in any way. I shall respect thee as I respect myself. -- Merlin: Ic þé wiþdríf! -- Geoffrey: I now pronounce you to be husband and wife. [Merlin bursts in just as they kiss. court applauds. Catrina grimaces when she sees Merlin]